Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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