He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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