i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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