Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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