He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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