The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?