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forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.

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(845): forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night. http://tfl.nu/wdqe

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Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.

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(559): Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina. http://tfl.nu/zft1

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I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.

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(248): I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food. http://tfl.nu/368q

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Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?

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its hotter. Way hotter.

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(512): Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this? (830): its hotter. Way hotter. http://tfl.nu/1e9l

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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie

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(816): Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie http://tfl.nu/yzwd

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(559): View more from California

i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...

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...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!

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(559): i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers... (559): ...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win! http://tfl.nu/147d

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?

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(402): So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy? http://tfl.nu/0629

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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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(925): she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys http://tfl.nu/nc2y

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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.

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(724): i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that. http://tfl.nu/tj9k

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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.

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(302): He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was. http://tfl.nu/ureg

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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.

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(951): I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad. http://tfl.nu/nyqb

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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.

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(250): I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out. http://tfl.nu/u7xj

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i just like, need to vent to someone

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Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?

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(910): i just like, need to vent to someone (919): Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you? http://tfl.nu/t3kk

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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.

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(847): I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life. http://tfl.nu/xqx5

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No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.

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(516): No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it. http://tfl.nu/ephi

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