can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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