You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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