An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
