i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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