she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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