good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
My feet surprised me
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