i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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