it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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