You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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