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Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
send nudes
from the living room?
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