Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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