hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
