How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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