I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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