She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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