why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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