I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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