There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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