I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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