i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she was so not down for the gang bang
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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