I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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