He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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