Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm both gender and math confused
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