doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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