I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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