Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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