Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
