I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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