pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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