I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
