carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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