I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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