ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Someone shattered a urinal.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
True college students do jello shots in the library
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