Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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