So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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