come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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