Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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