Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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