it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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