The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
he shaved USA in his pubs
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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