yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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