please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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