Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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