Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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