Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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