i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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