I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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