Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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