just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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